May 2. 01. 3 - www. Welcome to Orsm. net. Copacetic. You May not believe it's May. For at least one hemisphere that means shit is getting colder and time to go searching for the winter attire is nigh. Top VIdeos. Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /srv/users/serverpilot/apps/jujaitaly/public/index.php on line 447.Download the free trial version below to get started. Double-click the downloaded file to install the software. It’s hot out and you wish you could be in nothing but your underwear, but you have to be around people and look professional. These are the essential things you. This guide shows you step by step how to open ports on your ZyXEL VMG8324 B10A router. ![]() That's despite us recording the hottest April since Jesus got his first handjob behind the school shed. What I most look forward to this winter is being in a house that isn't the coldest in the world. The old piece of shit house held that title for the years I spent there. Probably didn't help tearing up the carpet when I first moved in but in my defence it had that old person body odour [or is it urine?] smell. Thankfully we're just weeks away from demolishing and no one will have to suffer it ever again. I'm somewhat addicted to a 'crime reports' Facebook page that's centric to my home city, Perth. That's despite being banned a few months ago for either mocking idiotic grammar or ridiculing stupid/misinformed/bleeding heart commenters - I'm not really sure which. The theme of the page is people posting reports about crimes they have been victim or witness to. Anything from car thefts to home invasions to violence to antisocial behaviour. Fascinating some of the posts which comes up. Its stuff we normally wouldn't hear about because the crimes aren't newsworthy enough for the media to bother with which in a roundabout way brings me to the next point. Despite a Nazi- esque admin banning people for racist comments etc, OP's are free to state the race of the bad guy perp and that's something the media doesn't or perhaps isn't allowed to do. For instance they won't say "aboriginal male". Wouldn't want to offend anyone after all! Instead they use the much more ambiguous "dark skinned male" at least until the person/s have been accurately identified and even then it's infrequently reported. Regardless, the page has made abundantly clear that that the minority indigenous population commit more crime than we were lead to believe by media and police. Holy shit though you would never realise there is so much crime around the place. No doubt it's been that way for a very long time but now thanks to the power of social media we have infinitely more access to the information. As a resource to learn how a house was broken in to, what was stolen, how avoid making the same mistakes or provide crims opportunity, it's fantastic. People will become more vigilant. On the other hand you could argue its fear mongering - whereas once we were blind to all the goings- on, now everyone is paranoid that their turn is coming soon. Behaviour and choices will be affected if people think they'll definitely get bashed on the way to by milk. Where this ends up is anyone's guess. Moving on to me, me, myself and later we'll circle back to me. Has been a particularly challenging week. Mentioned last update that I'd come down with a cold or chest thing or whatever. That ailment escalated to incredibly annoying levels over the weekend which basically destroyed any chances of doing anything productive. So much so that I was [and remain] barred from visiting my newborn nephew who arrived in the early hours of Friday. Cute little dude from what I can tell but until this thing clears up its pic and Skype access only. The weekend therefore kept me mostly housebound except for a couple of hours spent obtaining groceries Saturday morning. Returned home from there and parked it in front of the computer for the day working working. Same deal Sunday however didn't manage to leave the house at all. Shuffled between computer and couch with the only reprieve coming later in the day - parents swung by for a 'hello'. And that was pretty much it. Totally fucking boring and achieved nothing. Minimal life satisfaction. Hate the world. Alright let's move on. Just in the nick of time too. No one wants to read me waffle on any longer. Not even me. So update you now will I. Of course what you're about to find below is magnificent, highly entertaining, remarkable and enlightening in every possible way. But I don't want to oversell it so I'll just say check it.. Galaxy Siege - Duhhhhh - Rescue Fail - Maximus Thor - Ramen CRAZY - Lamp Tramp - Super. Tits - Gone - No English. Super Soaked - Slut Wheel - What The Shit?! 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The climate of the Sahara is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.- The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of Adam and Eve's children, Cain, said "Am I my brother's son?"- Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread (which is bread made without any ingredients). Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. Moses died before he ever reached Canada.- King Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.- The Greeks were a highly sculptured people. Without the Greeks, we would not have had history. The Greeks also had many myths.- Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.- Socrates was a famous Greek teacher, who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from a large dose of wedlock. After his death, Socrates' career suffered a dramatic decline.- In the Olympic Games, the Greeks ran races, jumped, and hurled the biscuits. They also threw the java.- History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.- Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. Caesar was murdered by the Ides of March because they thought he was going to be made king. Caesar's dying words were "Tee hee, Brutus".- Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.- Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak. She was cannonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.- The writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses, and also wrote literature.- Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.- Queen Elizabeth 1st was known as the Virgin Queen. As a queen she was a great success. 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